The Parallax Second Players

PARSEC Players Productions ANNOUNCES Auditions for their 2007 Production:

Grease Wars

Based on the story Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope and inspired by a medly based on the music of Grease by Luke Ski.

Better Than All Night Filk-Karaoke!!!

That's because we kick everyone out before midnight.  Yes, folks, once again, it's time for the Parallax Second Productions auditions.  This year we will be performing Grease Wars, inspired by the filk song of the same title by the Great Luke Ski.  Combining the best (or worst) of Grease and Star Wars, it is shaping up as a fine travesty--Parsec Style.  You could be more people in one night than Sybil. Auditions April  27, 7pm to 9 pm at
*A Secret Location, To Be Announced.  Headshots, Bribes and Prepared Monologues accepted, but not required.  You will read from the script (copy provided) and sing during your audition.  There are non-singing parts for those with all the musical abilities of our curs--- err, beloved director.  If you wanna play with us, but just can't make this time slot, please email ParsecPlays@parsec-sff.org to make other arrangements.

Too shy for stage, but want in on the hilarity?  Wanna paint wacky signs or create zany set pieces?  We also need crew--stage hands and set techs.  Caution:  you may get carried away and end up on stage after all!

All company members (cast and crew) should be available for 2 rehearsals/week between April 30 and Confluence (July 28), and for a tech rehearsal to be held early in July at a location to be disclosed, though crew and characters appearing in fewer scenes will be scheduled less often.  Your availability will be a consideration for casting.  Everyone in the company (cast & crew) will be expected to contribute tangibly to the production by helping with or creating one or more of the following items: Humor-Impaired signs, Scene Titles, publicity pieces, set  pieces, backdrops, costumes, any props that must be created, handbills and/or souvenirs, in accordance w/ the production schedule and creative guidelines.

NOTE: The actual performance will occur at 8 P.M. At Confluence on Saturday, July 28th, 2007, Cast and Crew will need to Assemble for Set-Up at 7:00 P.M., therefore you must be available at Confluence from 7:00 P.M. till at least 11:00 P.M. (For set breakdown and clean up afterwards).























* Click this Link to send an email to the minions at Parsec Players letting them know you want to come to Auditions, and you will get an email back with the Secret Location... ;)













































If you scrolled down this far, you should know that Kim should never be permitted to sing. . .